PURPLE DRANK RECIPES FOR THE REAL SLAMMIN'

Wanna whip up some bomb purple drank that'll take you away? Listen up, cuz this ain't no guide. This here's the straight dope on how to make the strongest potion. You gonna want some codeine, that blue liquid gold. Mix it up with some sprite, and don't forget the xyz to chill you out. Now, listen carefully: this potion ain't for the faint of heart.